Beware. You've entered a world of mayhem and silliness.
Enjoy the misadventures and misery of your favorite little fella who is STILL not a duck. Yes that's right, the pencil sketch that eventually became a life of its own-- and in some strange way got named Harv--is now an internet geek like the rest of us. He's jumped out of the margins of my sketchbooks, and now appears on the Agrapha Home page with new monthly installments of wit and witicism.
Remember to stop and read the funnies each month as I hope to delight, amaze, and occasionally confuse you with the marginally twisted area of my brain I call Harv's World
"In Wyoming we define gun control as how steady you hold your weapon."
--Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson
by Johnathan Banta
Twas the Day After Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.
The stockings weren't hung by the chimney (who cared?), for it seems St. Nicholas had already been there.
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds, while visions of MTV danced in their heads.
And I all rested, and in my ball cap, ate some more turkey, and then took a nap.
The shopping is over, I've nothing to fear, except paying taxes on earnings this year.
"How do you tell if a politician is lying?...His lips move"
"Sorry sweetheart, this all-day sucker is down to the soggy white stick!"
--Topper Harley, Hot Shots Part Deux
"If you can talk brilliantly enough about a problem, it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered."
This year the tax man is dressed as the Grim Reaper ;(
(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reigndeer)
Morty the One-Eared Bunny, Was an asymetrically gifted freak. And if you checked his hearing, you would have to say it's weak.
All of the other bunnies, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Morty, know when any predator came.
Then one foggy Easter Eve, Santa came to say: "Don't know why I'm in this show, but come on Morty, time to go."
So then on Easter Morning, when a little thump you hear. Remember it might be Morty, The funny bunny with one ear.
"Never, never, never give up!"
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
-- English Professor, Ohio University